Monday, August 26, 2013

The Act of Killing: Complicated Bummers

Sometimes my friends see movies too. Below, you’ll find Michael Smith reviewing/coping with The Act of Killing. 


So there’s a documentary film making its round through the small, art house movie world—The Act of Killing—and it is the most beautiful, gut wrenching, and confounding film I’ve seen this year.  I won’t go so far as to call it important.  Only tools and pretentious dicks think things are important for other people, but I will say this movie is downright powerful.  For a little context, the film is set in Indonesia, which, after a military coup in 1964, initiated a government sanctioned purge of all opposition under the guise of eradicating “Communists”; which was supported by everyone’s favorite misanthropic superpower—that’s right US (er, the U.S.).

The story is largely centered on a man named Anwar Congo who was a “gangster”—read death squad member during the purges—and his cohorts/co-conspirators.  Anwar is personally responsible for the death of over 1,000 Communists from 1964-66. He wasn’t a bystander or a boss.  He was an actor, an active participant in the government sponsored murder of over 2.5 million people.  And despite all of this, he is an incredibly charming, likeable character.  That’s right.  Anwar Congo is downright adorable and incredibly human in large swaths of this film, a fact which makes the viewer incredibly uncomfortable.

This documentary does so many things right it is hard to know where to begin.  So let’s start with the premise.  Rather than simply trekking around Indonesia, seeking government documents, procuring historical clips, and overlaying obnoxious social commentary; director Joshua Oppenheimer engages Anwar in a play.  He traces the work of Anwar to produce a movie recounting in graphic, often surreal, detail the acts he committed in the name of eradicating Communism. This tactic effectively breaks down any barriers Anwar and his friends might have to participating. Under the guise of recording history, Anwar and his cohort open wide and allow the viewer into their lives and their actions, often engaging Oppenheimer directly and openly.

What’s more is this tactic creates an enormous amount of trust between the subjects and the film maker.  Joshua Oppenheimer is going into a world where the perpetrators of one of the greatest crimes in history were never brought to justice, and, for all intents and purposes, asking them to admit to their crimes.  To draw a fair parallel, this would be analogous to the Nazi’s winning World War II, and then having a documentary film maker come in and asking grandpa Heinrich about his participation in the Holocaust and having Gramps willingly and unabashedly participate.  The amount of trust Oppenheimer gets from his subjects is a thing of sheer genius.

For his part, Oppenheimer is impartial.  Before the film, he introduces himself and the overall goal of the work:  he’s not simply seeking to bring the dirty laundry of the world to light, but rather to lift the veil of evil and explore humanity, in all of its ugliness, beauty, and contradiction. That’s not to say he doesn’t think what happened wasn’t wrong, but his judgment is completely removed from the film.  This is a story about humanity, in all its complexities.  What Oppenheimer brings to light is that evil often looks so very like us.
At the beginning of the film Anwar takes the crew to a rooftop where he killed hundreds of people with a garrote wire.  While up there, he mentions his inability to sleep and his quest to kill the pain with alcohol, marijuana, ecstasy, and, wait for it, the cha-cha.  He then proceeds to dance on that same rooftop where hundreds of people lost their lives by his own hand.  What’s worse is that he’s so damn cute doing it you fucking chuckle, while immediately feeling like you want to vomit for what you’ve just done.  Never in my life has a movie made me so disgusted with my fellow man and myself in the exact same moment.

And that, perhaps, is where the movie shines most--in its juxtaposition.  Oppenheimer is engaging in incredibly dark material.  But at the same time he is engaging in a very human material.  Anwar is dealing with an incredibly haunting past, and is interacting with that past through memory and reenactment.  This leads to incredibly surreal moments in which horrifying truths are back dropped by comic relief, buffoonish friends, and strait gorgeous scenery.  Moreover, Anwar doesn’t face his haunting in the same way one might expect, which is to say, brooding, alcoholic, and solitary.  Rather, Anwar seeks out companionship; he copes with his own tragedy, his own crime in a way that I think many of us would: by commiserating with others and engaging with others.  Anwar’s monstrosity is only surpassed by his complete humanity.

This film is a host of contradictions.  It is a horrifically violent film in which the violence is at once limited and entirely simulated.  It is horrendous and beautiful.  It is heartrending and endearing.  It is incredibly realistic, but at the same time surreal beyond belief.  This film is fucking good.  Not enjoyable, not uplifting, but terribly good.  This is not the film you take your girlfriend to before going back home to make nice in a darkened room.  This is the kind of film you go see, and then drown yourself in whiskey, sadness, and confusion for a couple of days while you try to cope with the fact that we, as a species, are terrible.

Directed By: Joshua Oppenheimer

Starring: Anwar Congo, Anonymous (seriously half the credits are listed as anonymous and I have not the foggiest what that means in real world terms.  I’m assuming dead or political prisoner.)

You should see it if:  Fuck it, you should just see it.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Paranoia: Firstest First World Problems

If you knew nothing about Paranoia (and there's no reason you should; I sure as fuck didn't know this was going to exist until about 3 weeks out when TNT started pumping it), and you looked at what the movie had to offer going in--Indiana Jones! High tech thriller! Beta Thor!--you might be inclined to think "Yeah, this is a movie I should see."

SERIOUS FACES

You would be wrong. Unless you actively enjoy bad movies (or all movies, like me), Paranoia is not an enterprise you should be funding. This movie shits the bed real hard.

Most of the problems in Paranoia could be solved if everyone involved were a little less fucking stupid. Liam Hemsworth plays Adam Cassidy, a drone at a massive tech company called Wyatt Corp. Adam has spent years on the ground floor, refining his skills, and finally has a shot to present a product he designed to his boss, Nicolas Wyatt (Gary Oldman). Problems arise when Wyatt ignores Liam's pitch, and Liam gets butt-hurt, and decides to tell his Fortune 500 CEO boss that he doesn't know how to run his business. Liam is promptly fired, along with every other member of his team.

Lesser Hemsworth's response to this is to take his team out drinking on the Wyatt Corp dime (because even though security had them empty out their desks, they somehow missed that Liam was packing a credit card that apparently accessed Wyatt's entire R&D budget), at which point they consume $16,000 worth of Ciroc and Liam bangs the hottest woman on the GD planet.

YUP.

Unfortunately, it's all downhill from there for our hero, as (surprise!) Wyatt Corp would like it's money back. He can either pay up (which he can't do because he's poor), or go be a corporate spy and steal trade secrets from rival company Eikon, run by Jock (not Jacque, JOCK) Goddard (Ford). Liam chooses to spy, which starts some loosely connected bullshit that comprises the rest of the plot.

The holes in this story are too many to count, so I'll just hit some of my favorites. First of all, the timeline is incredibly vague. I seriously think the whole movie took place over about 8 days in Liam's life; two at rich person boot camp (where you're given a classy ass watch, get to swim in a sick pool, and play chess with Gary Oldman), and six more stealing trade secrets while shtupping Amber Heard.

Then there's why Nick Wyatt needs Catniss's boy toy to steal an actual prototype of a cell phone JOCK is building after Wyatt steals the designs and the source code to build it, because apparently reverse-engineering is more fun? Hell if I know. 

The biggest issue, though, is Adam Cassidy himself. It's just impossible to give a damn whether he lives or that guy from Nip/Tuck blows his head off (which (SPOILER!) he attempts to do at one point). There's no reason to care about him. He talks about working ground floor R&D at a mega-tech company like it's burger flipping, even though he clearly has an amazing job. We're supposed to find his relationship with his Dad endearing, even though Liam spends the bulk of their screen time together telling him what a fucking loser he is. Did I mention how stupid he is, too? Because he's SO STUPID. You stole a credit card worth millions and you bought P-Diddy's vodka with it, you tool box. It's all so dumb that you almost forget that the movie completely fails to execute it's "big  (corporate) brother is watching" theme.

Paranoia is shooting 3% on Rotten Tomatoes, which officially graduates it to "impressively terrible" territory. The list of movies you should see instead of this one include everything else you can pay for at a theater. What a fucking disaster. 

Directed By: Robert Luketic (Jeez, look at that guy's smug face. It somehow makes this all worse.)

Starring: Liam Hemsworth, Gary Oldman, Harrison Ford, Amber Heard, Richard Dreyfuss, OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU GET THIS CAST?!?!

You Should see it if: You probably just shouldn't.





Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Elysium: Matt Damon's Been in the GYM


I spent most of the summer super fired up for Elysium. Dystopic future sci-fi flick with cyborgs and a dash of space combat where Matt Damon fights the man?!? It sounded like some sort of delicious Blade Runner/District 9/Serenity hybrid, and man, I wanted it. I wanted it so bad. It is possible my expectations were a touch high.

Elysium throws you forward to 2144, a time that finds the 1% living on a pimped out satellite and everyone else living on a planet Earth that looks like this. Neill Blomkamp has put together a movie very much designed to hit you repeatedly in the face with the class warfare hammer, but for plot purposes, what you need to know is that there is miraculous medical technology on Elysium that Matt Damon ends up needing pretty severe access to. Thus begins his--and mankind's--struggle for a share of the 1%'s riches. To reach those riches, a local criminal/hacker/mastermind outfits him with a bio-mechanical suit that renders him bad ass.

I don't mind the occasional heavy handed piece of cinema, but man. This is the heaviest hand. Neill Blomkamp has a message, and that message is that shit ain't fair. To his credit, he wraps that message around a pretty good science fiction movie, but it is so damn serious. Don't get me wrong, it's an impressive film to look at, and Matt Damon sells his role, even from behind the cyborg gear. So does Sharlto Copley, last popularly seen as a maniac helicopter pilot in The A-Team. For Elysium, he accesses the same brand of crazy to produce a snarling, kind of rapey black-ops soldier, and he is good at it. His scenes are the best the movie has to offer. Jodie Foster, for the record, kinda blows as the movie's central villain. Is a French accent really that hard, Jodie?

The reality is that at the end of the day, you just don't come away from Elysium that satisfied. I'm not sure what it says about the movie (or frankly about *myself*) that one of the biggest takeaways is how FUCKING YOKED Matt Damon got for the role. Look at this!


Eat a burger, you asshole. You couldn't even pull this kind of fitness off as Jason Bourne. TELL ME ALL THE THINGS YOU (HAVEN'T) BEEN EATING! Anyway, Elysium is worth seeing. It could have been more than that if it weren't so determined not to have any fun.

...I'm gonna go do some sit-ups.

Directed By: Neill Blomkamp

Starring: Matt Damon, Jodie Foster, Sharlto Copley,this guy who's probably been in half the movies you've ever seen.

You Should See it of: You like sci-fi and you don't mind feeling bad about being a rich ass American, because the problem is YOU.


Wednesday, August 7, 2013

We're the Millers: Drug Stuff

I had planned to see Turbo last night. Turbo (near as I can tell) is about a speedy cartoon snail voiced by Van Wilder. And I was excited, because I was prettttttttty certain I was gonna hate it, and ripping into movies that deserve it makes me almost as happy as beer. 

But, the thing about seeing movies at Galaxy Highland 10 (The People's Theater) is that sometimes they'll throw you a curveball like a busted a projector. The 9:30 Turbo was cancelled. Fortunately on Tuesdays, The People's Theater will show advance screenings of movies for the next weekend! That's how I ended up seeing...


...last night. And ya know, it really could have been worse.

We're the Millers is a road trip action comedy about a small time drug dealer who assembles a fake family to mule an RV full of weed across the Mexican boarder. It's just like RV, but with *drugs*!

This is a movie deliberately trafficking in obvious jokes. Jennifer Aniston is a stripper pretending to be a mom! There's an 18 year-old dorky virgin! A spider bites his nuts! It should be terrible. Watching the trailer made me want it to be terrible. And yet somehow, it really isn't.

Don't get me wrong; there are problems. The last 20+ minutes of the movie are a clinic in "Who Gives a Fuck?" Ron Swanson is wasted in the roll of a nerdy DEA agent-turned swinger. Ed Helms' d-bag drug king pin just isn't all that funny. But the Miller family makes We're the Millers (sort of) work.

Jason Sudeikis deserves a lot of the credit for that. Truly being able to carry a movie is a rare quality, and he's more than capable. The script doesn't give him a ton to work with; his character, David Clarke, vacillates between semi-admirable slacker and morally vacant shit weasel with little to no reason several times throughout the story. His actions aren't always believable, but you do want to watch. 

The rest of the family--Aniston, Emma Roberts, and whoever the fuck this is--all have their moments, the latter most especially. If any one character embodies We're the Millers, it's him. He's a walking caricature of virginal wasteland, a hopeless loser you've seen in every comedy featuring a teenager since the god damn Jazz Singer, and he's really funny just the same. I hate him for it. STOP MAKING ME LAUGH AT CHEAP JOKES.

Anyway, We're the Millers is OK. It's not great. It might not be worth seeing in a theater. But it's not gonna back-alley rape your soul like The Love Guru, either.

Directed By: Rawson Marshall Thurber (better known as "the guy who did Dodgeball")

Starring: Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Nancy Drew, Will Poulter

You Should see it if: You wanna see Jennifer Aniston do a strip tease and/or laugh at dick jokes. Those do happen here.


Monday, August 5, 2013

2GUNS: Both of the Guns!

I like to start most reviews...one of the two reviews I've written so far...MOST REVIEWS GOING FORWARD will be started with a brief plot summary of some kind. For 2GUNS, I'll let the poster do the talking:


That should tell you everything you need to know. Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg are two undercover cops (a DEA agent and a Navy Intelligence officer, respectively) who end up being pawns in a scheme developed by Markie Mark's boss (played by Cyclops!) to steal a shitload of money from the CIA/Mexican Drug Cartels, represented in this case by an intensely creepy Bill Paxton and a medium chubby Edward James Olmos. Hijinks ensue.

It needs to be said that 2GUNS is not a "good movie". It's an excuse to fire off one liners, give Denzel a paycheck, and show you Paula Patton's tits. In 2 or 3 years TNT or FX will have it running biweekly, because the rights will cost them $34. Just the same, you should probably see this movie, because it only wants to entertain you, and for the most part does a really good job.

In no particular order, 2GUNS will show you (SPOILERS AHEAD) chicken headshots, kneecap Russian roulette, Denzel asking "Can you do that for me?", fat cop jokes, exploding diners, Mark Wahlberg at his most meat-headed charming, and smoking hot Paula Patton portraying someone of Hispanic descent. If you can't find any fun in that, you've lost your way in life.

It's worth noting that even though 2GUNS is a Denzel/Whalberg double billing, all Denzel movies are just that: Denzel movies. And 2GUNS is cut of a very specific Denzel cloth, the same cloth from which the likes of Out of Time, Deja Vu, and (much less fun) The Book of Eli were cut. This is what latter-day Denzel does between Oscar pushes like Training Day and American Gangster. He pals around with the former front man of the Funky Bunch and shoots a bunch of shit. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Directed By: Baltasar (BALTASAR!) Kormakur

Starring: Denzel Washington, Mark Wahlberg, Paula Patton, Admiral William Adama , Pvt. Hudson

You Should See it if: you liked any of the movies linked in the review, or "The Last Boyscout", or "The Long Kiss Goodnight", or "Beverly Hills Cop", or any other banter heavy action dramedy you can think of.